The Joplin Toad

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TOAD NEWS:

Local big box theater breaks remaining seats, lowers bathroom-hand-dryer temperatures by another 30%, and prices individual tickets at $73.50 in last desperate show of power

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Our baristas are the only group of humans who could easily stage a coup and conquer this city.

They know your drink.
They know your secrets.

Tip them well.

#baristasofjoplin #baristasruletheworld #joplintoad

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I’m glad Kevin was left at home. The uncle was a touchhhhhh heavy handed, but the kid needed a wake up call.

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We’re having a meeting of Toad minds to think through all of the awesome stuff we’re going to do in 2023…so let’s do a live tweet/thread/etc
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That last tweet was the 5/?
#sorry

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We might do a parade float. Like, in a parade and everything.

It will obviously be TUBAS. Because it’s in a parade.

#callbacktoapreviousthread

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“It’s time to get that growth checked out.”

Might be a recurring feature! Keep your eyes peeled!

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@KimmyR1987 Yes’m, that’d be the one.

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Shriners had an “oriental music” float

That and the honest-to-goodness Confederate float….

I mean

Sheesh

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Yellow Jacket marching band from Lebanon issues band, marching, and flying insect challenge to @MeLikeBees

Listen to their new album to hear the result.

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March it again, bandoleer

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Tow trucks now. Like 7 in a row

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Knock knock

Who’s there?

MARCHING MUSIC FROM BAND ON FOOT

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Marching band: 16

Everything is marching bands, marching bands are everything.

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Spook house floats now

Someone growling and drooling the whole time

#commitment

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Marching band count: 15 probably

TUBA COUNT: 3

There’s hope yet