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amy schumer if she was skinny

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First ever person to make Hennifer Lopez on Tomodachi Life?

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@mattefemurbone The replies 😭

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Losers pee… winners water the porcelain flower 🤷‍♀️

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Happy Drive Like a Single Celled Amoeba Day to all those who celebrate!

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But when I wear a shirt that says I’d rather be watching porn it’s an issue right 😔

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Driving while eating this tub of guacamole from chipotle with my tongue like a pudding cup

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Some dudes swear they’re trade, whole time they’re just buy

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U know ur in Sedona Az when the tweakers are doing ayahuasca

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just like god intended

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@jibby_world @tonyhawktruther She has a name and it’s definitely not Kim Deal 😭😭😭

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would mansa musa be considered the first nonchalant dreadhead 🤔

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@agonydesparshit

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take off ur cloture so i can filibuster in your iron triangle…

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we smoking that boomhauer

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walked along the sand dunes of the sahara desert for forty days and forty nights with nothing but a pack of newports and a fifth of henny

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this smith and wesson got me moving like an invasive species