Jeff Rossen

Interests: video games, my friends, self deprecation

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

Pistachios really bringing their A game these days

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

I literally NEVER get any fan mail like honestly wtf

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

Between flossing and shaving I lose way more blood than what I imagine is healthy

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

how do i get back to the amniotic sac?

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

Main difference between school and work is that at work no one fears taking a loud old doodie

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

google isn't up on smoothie pup yet

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

@ToedStue bring back toby keith

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

man i wish we were still using tivo

[Not Mad @notmadmag]

@JoppRobin dont make us slide into your DMs

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

@notmadmag I'll believe it when I see it

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

Also everybody knows that's the kid who lives under the sink

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

The wheels of capitalism will grind our bones to dust

[2GG @2GGaming]

Retweet to vote for @fals1fy to win a trip to SoCal via #2GGrant! Full detail: https://t.co/v9wQtQWRlp #2GGrantFalse

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

Logging into my BIP is the only thing that makes me feel in control these days

[Top Hat @MagicTopHat]

My typical fighting game experience.

[hungrybox @LiquidHbox]

the internet is a beautiful thing

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

@Anti_SSB yo if ryu couldnt do a qcf to right do u think he'd just say fuck it and play pad? NO - he'd get in the lab and believe

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

@Anti_SSB learn on stick its worth it - especially for you because other pros are gonna want to help you learn and they use stick

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

@ThePhenomenalEE slay

[Jeff Rossen @JoppRobin]

only have tangerines and string cheese in my house. burning more calories peeling than gaining from consumption