jordan

〰 let it go • let it be 〰

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

sometimes when the weather gets warmer I get tricked and start acting like I have more money in the bank

[commissioner shayla, mn twins enthusiast @shaylarz]

Good morning to everyone except the people who are making decisions at @SouthwestAir (Southwest social media team, hang in there 🫡. We know it’s not you)

[ellie 🫶🏼 IS A SHOWGIRL❤️‍🔥 @ellie_elizabet]

“taylor swift got boo’ed at the superbowl?”

okay????

the cheers for taylor after champagne problems lasted a lot longer than any of these dads brads and chads ever have🥰

[J ✰ @ultramoonrey]

Taylor Swift albums as LEGO; a thread 🧵

evermore

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

lay the table with the fancy shit

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

as a girl, i don’t belong in the work place. i belong at the eras tour.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

what is the science behind best friends having no good pictures together

[SIE @_badassiee]

Don’t ask me no stupid shit in this hot ass weather

[𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐡𝐧 @Buncahn]

Airbnb: $200 cleaning fee
Also Airbnb: 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈

[jordan @jor6985]

@evanslame Lemme see

[jordan @jor6985]

@evanslame I love this for you

[jordan @jor6985]

@princesslorrri @jacquisara Lolz!!! I’m so impressed!!! 😂🧠

[David Goggins @davidgoggins]

Today you are an American! If you don’t love this country, at least honor and celebrate those who have fought and died for the very freedom you use to express your dislike for it!

Stay hard!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

adulthood is literally just running errands. trust me, you have errands to run. you think you completed all your errands? check again

[jordan @jor6985]

@princesslorrri SO ACCURATE. I cannot imagine this album coming out when I was in high school 🥺😂 Knife to my heart

[ROYALE @royalepains]

Idc how fit you are this mf will humble you quick

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”