Jordan Thomas

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

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[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@BBCSport Stop showing shots of the camera going back to him - the bloke could be fucking dead you disgraceful cunts - won’t show pitch invaders but will show someone being resuscitated despite his team mates trying to give him privacy. Wankers.

[ESL @ESL]

Dear Boomers,

We are not the European Super League.

Best,
Your ESL team

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty The Queen has announced the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

His Royal Highness passed away peacefully this morning at Windsor Castle.

[Swansea City AFC @SwansOfficial]

Deja-vu 🎯

[Swansea City AFC @SwansOfficial]

Big win under the lights 🤍🖤

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@OfSelina @piersmorgan Don’t back down because I put you in your place 🤣🤣🤣

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@madkat35 @mickt84 @WAFCLouis @piersmorgan I’m serious, and don’t call me shirley.

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@OfSelina @piersmorgan Forgot there was no break in the conversation whilst they are writing/typing the information. Get a grip you snowflake 😂

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@HLInvest Hi there, I’ve got 2 phones that have ticked over an hour trying to get through to your office - is there a problem as I’ve never had to wait more than 10 minutes. Thanks.

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@EpicNate315 @AdaMcVean Me now eagerly waiting

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@jasonmohammad @CardiffCityFC Mug

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@FCDallas @TimbersFC Your keepers are fucking awful

[U.S. Space Command @US_SpaceCom]

@animetummy1 @SpaceForceDoD Please direct all ODST inquiries to United Nations Space Command Public Affairs.

[Halo @Halo]

@NASA @NASAHubble We're on it.

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@JPRoberts94 @ITV Why don’t you work for them then you pricks

[Yasser Bouch Murcia @yasserbouch98]

“Flight at 10 pm”
Mom at 7 am:

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

@SkySportsPL Ask Roy Keane what is going on with his barnet for us

[Jordan Thomas @Jord838]

Petition to have all U25’s band from the J Shed in SA1

[Lucho Vampa @Ndebs_]

Imma be very real. Everyone involved in the designing of this shoe should do a minimum of 15 years in jail