Jordan Dellion

26 | ENTJ | ♉️

[Jordan Dellion @jord_dell]

If anyone tries to tell ya’ll that Yung Gravy isn’t for everyone, they’re lying. This is the funniest wrapped I’ve ever had

[Jordan Dellion @jord_dell]

@parisforman Canceling immediately 🤙🏻

[Jordan Dellion @jord_dell]

I have finished 3 books in the past 48 hours.

What the fuck am I doing with my life.

[Jordan Dellion @jord_dell]

Tonight @parisforman told me that being like me is like winning a grand prize in the lottery.

Nice thought. But the prize is more like getting tobacco coupons in the mail or a free extra pie at McDonald’s.

[Jordan Dellion @jord_dell]

I would REALLY love to know what the FUCK went wrong in my life to be attracted to men who look like their last meal was a squashed cigarette butt rolling around a Dollar General parking lot.

[Jordan Dellion @jord_dell]

Every single one of you need to shut right the fuck up about Robert Pattinson because I have heard NOTHING BUT BADMOUTHING TAURUS MEN. Get OUT. Gatekeeping. Idc.

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

I am grounded because I shot my brother with a Roman candle inside the house. But to me that’s Ignurt because I warned him I was half tarred a foolin with his mess

[Jordan Dellion @jord_dell]

@parisforman just told me I have more trauma than an emergency room & tried to burp in my mouth right after. So, yeah, everything is great in our household.

[Jordan Dellion @jord_dell]

Came for the vibes, staying for the nonsense.