Jordyn

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[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

May you heal so hard that you can decorate your home and enjoy your hobbies again. If you don’t have a clue what this means, consider yourself fortunate.

[professional misandrist @bettenboujee]

his longterm girlfriend periodically forgetting he does not have a peanut allergy just bc he gives off the vibe that he would is killing me

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

why don't you come back to my place i'll make you some rinsed grapes on a paper towel

[Cassie @cassiemoans_]

If your main concern is that men will pretend to be women to enter women's spaces, then you fear men, not trans people. Think about it.
Honestly just think about it.

[DiamondBags @MrDiamondBags]

I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit

[Jordyn @jord_wag]

😭😭😭

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This man discovered that skunks sound just like Muppets, and he couldn't get over how cute it was

[janãe @dollcide]

how it feels talking to a man and he slips up and says something that confirms he’s evil too

[íto @nogentleart]

o melhor de ser facilmente impressionável é que sempre vai existir nuvem bonita árvore legal e pedra maneira aonde quer que se vá

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

waking up next to your pet and realizing you both slept peacefully together is one of life's sweetest little things.

[b. @oc3ansluut]

"what kinda music do you like?" idk man if i like the song it just goes in the soup

[sk @onlyskp1]

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can't even imagine.

[Seema Jilani @SeemaJilani]

Amy Acton letting Vivek Ramaswamy go to voicemail is a lesson for women. You don’t owe people who mistreat you reconciliations, forgiveness or platitudes. You certainly don’t owe people who enable your abuser anything. You owe yourself peace. 🥺

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

zo’s reaction to the “have you ever placed a sports bet” question is sending me

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

A man “praying” as the plane goes down while the woman continues to work is actually the perfect metaphor for patriarchy

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

It's crazy that the amount of money spent during election cycles could literally fix most of the fucking problems politicians campaign on.

[Kk @krtnkv7]

This is so fucking funny i cant breatajdhdhjaja

[mia ♡ @ultsbalor]

fuck he’s so funny i can’t hate wemby forever 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[terry funk was better than your favorite @mthieyung]

i think about this commercial so much ‘we throw the child’ kills me

[˙𐃷˙ molls @venusiiaa]

Her little head pushing it up omfg I’m emotional 🥲