jOrDaN, Esq.

I have so much to stunt about Idk where to start it baffles me

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

And the office actors who still try to stay relevant are genuinely bums

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

Knock knock television executives stop trying to recreate the office it’s ass

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

Because of the political environment I think I’ve become a radical ageist 😞.

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

Being a grown man who can’t swim is so fk embarrassing 😞

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I'm sick

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Bad news for hotdogs:

I woke up, nigga

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

@annedrometa Downvote 👎

[Horns Down Fine Spirits @HornsDown]

@LeviPeckenpaugh How could you Adam? During Hanukah no less. You’re dead to me now! No mire listening the the Hanukkahsong while I light the candles this year.

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

@annedrometa Dislike 👎

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

I have the secret to world peace but I’m not gonna share it with anyone 😌

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

@annedrometa You’ve been in your flop era

[✧ @northstardoll]

how it feels being his first bad bitch

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

@annedrometa Thanks for sharing 🤢

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

People afraid to be corny but I live my life on the cob

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

these taylor swift fans are fk delusional

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

Based Justice Kennedy putting the holding of the opinion in the opening 😌

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

ILL DO ANYTHING

[jOrDaN, Esq. @jordaaaamn_]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE FREE ME FROM THE BATON ROUGE AIRPORT