🌸💚Jordan💚🌸

Jordan💚29, ace as hell, she/her, pdx based💚
teacher by day,
gamer, nerd, cosplayer by...other days.
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[🌸💚Jordan💚🌸 @jordaboo]

Gonna collect all the threads here for easy finding later <3
a collection of stupid shit we say playing videogames

[shelby @seashell_b]

every time someone says “you’ll figure it out, you always do :)” to me the rage burns hotter in my chest. do you know how much work goes into figuring it out???? do you know how tired I am of ALWAYS having to figure it out by myself???

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

"crammed" into a "shrinking zone"

(pulls out thesaurus) interesting.. you could also say they are being concentrated into a camp

[Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb]

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[Fin @gofinurself]

for anyone who needs it

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

when political violence happens to Republicans, Democrats go out of their way to denounce it. when political violence happens to Democrats, Republicans crack jokes.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Oh, so "God protected Trump" but he couldn't find the time to protect a classroom full of third graders in Uvalde, Texas. Got it.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

But not Sandy Hook and Parkland?

[Danny THEE Haunted 👻 Himbo 💪🏼 @Br00TaLDaN]

“…he’s still a human”

So are the fuggin Palestinians you have been so quiet about

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

I’ll just leave this here

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine if Republicans were this concerned and angry when it's a school shooting.

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If you believe God intervened to save former President Trump, but didn’t intervene to save the kids in Uvalde or Parkland or Santa Fe or Sandy Hook, then you are worshipping partisan politics, not Jesus.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

It's amazing how when MAGA found out the Trump shooter was one of them, they all went silent.

[Fibonacci Sequins (brentwaggoner.bsky.social) @brent_waggoner]

Hey, that picture of Trump with his fist up? That's not a cool picture. That's a picture of a guy who's willing to get his secret service agents shot for a photo op.

[۟ @ukelight]

any suggestions of people to add

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it's very addictive" says the pharmacist, as if we both don't know that I'm picking up a refill of a 30-day prescription on day 56

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