Jordahna Stant 🍾

AB, Canada

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

Why is Mike Tyson's ass all over my social media ?

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

I just read that Michael Jackson died in 2009....... I thought that happened like, MAX, 5 years ago....?

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

Ay! SPA! Invite me to safegrad. I'm next door and it sounds so fun!

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Might havr to attend Stampede this year, just for Jack Harlow.

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Holy shit they found the Idaho University Murderer! That was killing my brain for the last month!

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Love them to death, but the Kardashians not revealing baby names is really pissing me off! 😒🤫 #stahp

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I swear I hit every single red light...and that's been my life for months. 🚦

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

I am so sick of WIND 🌬 like, it has literally been windy ALL YEAR. Over it.

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

The person you're trying to reach has heard enough bullshit. Please try again later.

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

Wendys breakfast looks SCARY. Someone else lemme know how it is.

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

@Jessicaa_Essie I keep going back and forth! Like think about how many doors are in houses (cupboard doors, closet doors, bedroom doors, pantry doors) and how many houses there are! Let alone skyscrapers ! I'm torn. And it's ruining my life.

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

This whole "wheels vs doors" thing is fucking up my life.

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Which has more on this earth?

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

Life's timing is absolutly fucking me in the worst ways these days 🙃

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

@bradarmstrong09 @haileesweet 🙄 start a poll

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@bradarmstrong09 @haileesweet Choco milk??

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Is the Pint still alive!? I got giftcards!

[Coach Willis “Big Coach” @KuntryKane205]

Do the Pint still do wing Wednesday in Edmonton?

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

Do you mind not showing me shark attacks before bed, I get bad dreams... #iykyk

[Jordahna Stant 🍾 @jordahnastanton]

Kodak Black at the Panthers game 😂😂😂