Jordan Twedt Clark

I was a Twedt before tweeting was cool.

[Searcy Schools @Searcyschools]

Clark Hired as SHS Head Football Coach https://t.co/lJil8jq5x4

[Angela F. Williams @AngelaFWilliams]

We're still overjoyed by this generous gift from @MackenzieScott, which will help tens of thousands of our clients at #Easterseals nationwide!

Watch as @GayleKing shares the news on #CBSThisMorning:

https://t.co/rP4QGHq1Tj

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

#Royals: Wanna coach?
Cody Clark: Sure

KC: Replay or bullpen catcher?
CC: Sure, I'll do that.

KC: Advance scout?
CC: Absolutely.

Clark's advice for those getting into the industry is, fittingly, “Just be open-minded.” More from @baseballexis: https://t.co/OtG576zVXH

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Nobody:

X Æ A-12 getting out of bed when his alarm goes off:

[3DayWeekend is out now @thegeorgeyoung]

The club is full of coughers and the virus full blown

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

I did the math: a full battery of coronavirus testing costs at minimum $1,331.

I also did the legal research: the Administration has the authority to make testing free for every American TODAY.

I secured a commitment from a high-level Trump official that they’d actually do it.

[Jordan Twedt Clark @jordan__clark]

@Lauren_Rew I always think to myself, “on the next episode of SNAPPED”

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 2-year-old put herself to bed at 7 p.m.

I don't know what kind of scam she's running, but I'm not falling for it.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I like going to target

[Jordan Twedt Clark @jordan__clark]

Before I had kids I didn't even know there was a wrong way to line up my little ponies.

[Jordan Twedt Clark @jordan__clark]

But is it really even a Wednesday unless your 4 year old tries to pick up a cigarette butt off the ground?

[Jordan Twedt Clark @jordan__clark]

@kaleynicole @AmericanAir No wayyy. Ugh the worst.

[Jordan Twedt Clark @jordan__clark]

8 bags of pine needles later I look like a puffer fish and also my yard looks no different. #blessings

[Jordan Twedt Clark @jordan__clark]

I'm allergic to fall yall. #kleenex #claritin

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

#FinalVote update: @Mooose_8 is currently in the lead! Keep the votes going, we need to keep him there! #VoteMoose: https://t.co/WvcC8aSlmI

[Jordan Twedt Clark @jordan__clark]

Gaga: Hey Bill, Beli-check out my halftime performance!

[Jordan Twedt Clark @jordan__clark]

I'll take the over on team #gaga.

[Jordan Twedt Clark @jordan__clark]

Is it too late to submit an oscar nomination? My daughter just did a great dramatization of rejecting her peas by pretending to gag.

[Jeffrey Flanagan @FlannyMLB]

Also, Ryan Eigsti, a former #Royals' minor leaguer, will replace Cody Clark as bullpen catcher. Clark now an advance scout