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I think cheesecake is a blessing and naps are important

[Shannon @shann_anigans]

So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men?????

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@FirePhotoGirl What street is this?

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I can’t believe I waited in the queue for 10 hours just for @SeatGeek and @Ticketmaster to not have any tickets available for my selected presale show. About to be in the trenches for general sale FIGHTING FOR MY DAMN LIFE

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@MaciAsche Same ☹️

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@Melissa30300687 @SeatGeek @SeatGeek hey besties, respond or I’ll jump

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I’ve been waiting for Taylor Swift tickets for Arlington for literally 6 hours, I’m going to combust

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@cstephenswrites @Ticketmaster @SeatGeek Should we all cry together or

[honey. @baekhnyy]

now playing: the great war by taylor swift

#TheErasTour #Ticketmaster

[ava @avesstwt]

Being stuck in the ticketmaster queue really has you wondering how different your life you be if you never listened to Our Song on the radio in 2006 that one time

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

i be like “i can’t wait for fall fits” then fall comes and i dress like this

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Shirt speaks for itself

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Oh man lmao

[Josh @joshdminick]

Some of you use cream cheese far too liberally for my liking. You’re sharing a recipe for LASAGNA BlessedMommyOfFour94, put the block of Philadelphia DOWN!

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@joshdminick I cackled

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@judilyn__ @Drake Thank you Drake for your service

[Mama DMX👹 @judilyn__]

@Drake is not only mine but also @jordan__samples ‘s number 3 Spotify artist of the year.
Our mental breakdowns were in sync this year apparently 💅🏼✨💛

[Mama DMX👹 @judilyn__]

Happy 2nd birthday to the (lil) man myth and legend. Dubs you are everything and so much more. I love you so much mamas mini bestie! Please stop growing up so fast.
2️⃣❕🤍🥳🎈