Jordan 👑

oops I didn’t read your tweet cause I was gettin money

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Lord tell me why my child has memorized my pay schedule but can’t remember anything she did at school all day

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

2024 is taking all the homies. I’m so tired of finding out my friends died.

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Can I buy the motivation to write this essay for school

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

I know traffic gonna be bad when the city feels the need to put up a flashing sign saying “expect long delays” 😮‍💨 Atlanta highways are literal hell

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Grow up and move on

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Imagine thinking I give a fuck

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Sometimes you just gotta let people believe the dumb shit they convinced them of and block tf outta them. No time to argue with stupidity

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Can’t argue with stupid lmao

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Men be delusional as fuck sometimes to the point that it’s scary

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

I do not understand the appeal of duck nails

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Am I gonna binge watch Baby Reindeer again even tho I just finished it a week ago? Probably

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

🥴

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

No horror movie character will be as cool as @GroovyBruce playing Ash in the Evil Dead. No I will not elaborate. I’d you don’t understand you just aren’t cool enough.

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price

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Lost 2 close friends within a month of each other. I can’t explain the heaviness in my heart at the moment.

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Wes Craven was a fucking genius

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Hard to catch me by surprise when I notice literally everything

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

@kidbloomusa plz play Cowboy when you come to Atlanta in March I would die 😭

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

Cracking a Dr. Pepper before 7am is a different level of unhinged that I want no knowledge of

[Jordan 👑 @jordan_bih]

10/10 recommend impulsively running away for a weekend