Jordan Fell

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

Trying to find a girl these days that isn't bat shit crazy is like trying to eat soup with a fork...

[GLOCK, Inc. @GLOCKInc]

You know you want to try it...#FanFriday
Photo by Alex Hoffman

[NRA @NRA]

I'll control my own guns, thank you. #2A #NRA

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

Bout to sit in the car at 12 an bang out to this shit https://t.co/fvcuSnMsqD

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

It’s crazy how you buy a $800 iPhone an @Apple still makes you pay for storage... damn I guess that’s why you guys are worth over $900 billion

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

Change it back @Snapchat @snapchatsupport

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

“How you gunna put someone at the register who can’t read” - girl working at DD in the airport... lmao welcome to Connecticut

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

Can’t wait for @NickBordiere too hook me up with the cut Tuesday 😈

[RUSS @russdiemon]

Most romantic thing I’ve done lmao

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

How clear do you wanna make it? @LaurenGiraldo

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

@LaurenGiraldo

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

@Maacceex I'm glad he's okay! 💙

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

Steve would be pissed if he knew y'all were charging 1k for this https://t.co/hr9QkAkwIS

[Apple @Apple]

Say hello to the future. iPhone X.

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

@ddlovato could get it.....

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

You're a cunt

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

They got a dollar menu as well https://t.co/SlGW2oYZi4

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

it's 2017 grandpa we eat ass now https://t.co/gw0ChFSdsY

[Jordan Fell @jordan_fell]

I'm buying a fanny pack and a flip phone with pay as you go minutes. Fuck everybody