Jordan Johnson

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Catroach

[♡ tae amoura ♡ @_prettyassmf_]

I feel like they be looking at our bootyholes 👀😭

[a @dollyswood]

she had a newborn, cancer, trifling baby daddy, new nose, brain stained with red dye, and still had time to end alabama.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

this is how big I want my bed to be

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

the feminine urge to think a man is lying every time he speaks

[★𝓃𝒾𝓃𝒶★ @_ninji_00]

This question is for everyone! Do you know what the sidewalk rule is?

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

@_briannaaaaaaa 😂

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

@georgialexander Hello

[trash jones @jzux]

hey boy are you a decorative pillow because you look great on my bed but you can’t stay here when i’m trying to sleep

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

So glad I never ended up moving to AZ

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

@_kevtowers Chicken nuggets are usually ground chicken, boneless wings are cubed chicken breast

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

@georgialexander Attention whore

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

@georgialexander @Cloudykinz Disgusting day to be on the patio

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

@Cloudykinz @georgialexander Closed last night and back this morning to double 🥴🫶🏼

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

@cperna9 You better make her one home made

[Philosophy Of Life @PhilOfLife_]

If it drains you, it's not for you. Always remember that.

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

Okay but does anyone know who drake is singing best I ever had about?????

[Jordan Johnson @jordan_johnson8]

@georgialexander @jamie_intihar

[emma :o @3mmaL3yva]

i look at my friends locations like they’re my little sims