Jordan Martin

I will climb this mountain with my hands wide open

[hatsandbackchat @hatsandbackchat]

Eating disorders have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

Should I let her know they don’t mean as a father figure...

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

@maggie_brasher Only a day late 😜

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

@maggie_brasher My ego hurts just a little bit

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

I have also been thinking my phone was broken, but this tweet just fixed it😅😅😅

[aoife de cuirtéis @aoifecurtis_]

For the past literal 6 months my phone has been broken i.e if u tried to contact me you’d have to ring me 2 or 3 times for the call to go through

Kerrie just asked me could she use my phone and after using it goes to me

“Aoife how come u have do not disturb on”

Six months .

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

@maggie_brasher I am soon!

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

Just clocked out of my job for the last time and now it suddenly feels real that I actually have to graduate and leave this place

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

@maggie_brasher Basic is my middle name

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

28 degrees outside, snow has been falling for hours, everything is cold and wet

me: *makes iced coffee

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

you ever see that someone else is in your hometown and then you get really emotional about missing your hometown bc same

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

really relating to lola from Big Mouth today

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

@grant_gash Wait, I think I’ve been spelling forty wrong...

[SaraSuze @tragedythyme]

A quick reminder for men: Common events for you can turn into really scary situations for women in a snap.

Case in point: This week I listed a clothes dryer on the Letgo app. Because it was a dryer, a neutral meeting location was impractical. I needed it taken out of my house.

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

People of both sexes (yourself included) use this line to let someone down easy and try to avoid hurting their feelings. Generally, it’s not a personal attack, they simply couldn’t or didn’t want to articulate why they didn’t see it working out.

[Grant Gash @grant_gash]

Some girls are "not ready for a relationship" but will then post pics on the gram w/ some loser two weeks later 😴

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

Small airports are so great and convenient until you get stuck for hours and only have complimentary rice cakes to eat

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

@grant_gash I guess if you want to get real technical then sure, except nobody wanted to write an article about any of those 😜

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

@maggie_brasher Are you even enrolled in college??😜

[Jordan Martin @jordan_mm7]

College is great cause you can complain about how stressed you are while laying by the pool on a Tuesday afternoon