Jordan Privette

~I have no idea what I’m doing~

[Jordan Privette @jordan_privette]

Last year I was holding 7 puppies. This year I've had an eye twitch for 3 days and I'm on page 2 of a 20 page article review due tomorrow.

[jaMEs 🫀 @lakeaphrodites]

ill get older but your lovers stay my age

[N @dearvotion]

type of vibe i’m on

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

RFK better not be getting any ideas

[ChristieNo16 @NoChristie16]

#Election2024 #ElectionDay #VoteBlueChooseJoy #TrumpsDoge #PATRIOT #parenting #Mom #UndecidedVoters

[×͜× Rokhaya ⸆⸉ ໑̣ @RokhaLoves1D]

for real, america can’t be real

[emily🏝️ @lightsforfitf]

“kamala supporters are crying” that is women mourning their future and dads crying for their daughters Do not piss me off

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

This is me

[Jordan Privette @jordan_privette]

@andrewlowe diabolical

[Lakzier౨ৎ @saintfromeden]

This made me feel some type of way btw

[jay/kat ☾ 🍉 @yuzubee_]

kinda insane to drop a line like this and follow it up with "anyway"

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him:”are u stupid?”
me:

[Soup @soupinthering]

making him watch the 37 tiktoks I sent him

[SydDivineTarot @SydDivineTarot]

me as soon as somebody asks me what is wrong

[lauren garafano✨ @laurengarafano]

“barbie is based on a doll with big boobies” is an INSANE joke to make about a movie with a plot about how difficult it is to be a woman in a men’s world

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

this is how i picture the microplastics in my body