Jordan Carney

CMU

[Jordan Carney @jordanacarney]

Yesterday we dropped off all the donations to the families! A huge thank you to everyone that donated! It really meant a lot to them and me❤

[Jordan Carney @jordanacarney]

@tswifterastour Looking for 3-4 tickets for Detroit or Chicago!!!

[Jordan Carney @jordanacarney]

@tswifterastour I have friends looking for tickets for the Detroit show (friday or sat) 3-4 tickets, lmk if I can get you in contact with them!

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This even worse than the main video of those other cops letting people in. THIS MF is WAVING them in.

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

see if you can tell which one was the Black Lives Matter protest

[KB @kiridominique]

Idc how many shoes I have, HAND ME MY CROCS!

[Jordan Carney @jordanacarney]

@Crocs I also want some inspiration... I’m ready to get my 11th pair of crocs what do you suggest?!

[Jordan Carney @jordanacarney]

@JayBondy3 That is incredibly rude and disrespectful. Michael is very a nice person. It’s extremely low to drag someone across social media, you should have left that shit in middle school. Deleted the tweet and grow up.

[jawnjinder @paneerpaaji]

it’s a global pandemic, at least put harry potter on netflix

[layla🙉 @layloserr]

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.

[Jordan Carney @jordanacarney]

We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color🤷🏼‍♀️

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

From Russia with love…

[Jeremy Proksch @JeremyProksch]

“My name is Jeremy Pork” -Jardan Carney

[Nana Oye @OpokuOye]

I cant get over this videoooo