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the most extra

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

If you get arrested and you go to jail and you’re wearing your contacts but like you need to take them out at night and u don’t have your glasses on you then are they gonna give you opti free or just let you be blind or will they let someone bring your glasses or no

[J @jordanakahn]

@allisonofagun The way this made me cackle 😂 SHOW YOURSELF THIEF

[m @msnetik]

I REALLY BUT BABY IT’S
CAN’T STAY COLD OUTSIDE

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[The Rogue Princess. @ShenaeCurry]

This lady on tiktok has one of them hairless cats…

And his name is NUDACRIS.
Just wanted y’all to know.

[Katya Gorchinskaya @kgorchinskaya]

These photos were taken 41 days apart by the president’s photographer. The first one on the 23rd of February, the last day of peaceful Ukraine. The second one in Bucha today.

[J @jordanakahn]

@c0urtr33vez I just wanna hang out with them!

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

How long was 50 Cent hanging like that just waiting

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

real stans know elmo has been beefin with rocco long before this week. this is a long documented blood feud that some of you are just waking up to

[Garrett Williams, BFA @badboygargar]

My niece told me this was her favorite Christmas present

[J @jordanakahn]

This is disgusting, also every teacher I know (myself included) would do this for their classroom. We need to do better for schools.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Notice a trend?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

there should be a post-pandemic full service doctor where you just lie down for a three hour appointment and five people swarm around and fix you like a race car

[J @jordanakahn]

WE DON’T WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU JUSTIN

[E! News @enews]

Justin Timberlake has now weighed in on Britney Spears' tell-all testimony. https://t.co/DqBdI0LtXl

[J @jordanakahn]

@j__h0uston HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

"CHILD WITH SMALL TELESCOPE"

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

don't know who needs to hear this but there are several orders of magnitude between "smashing a starbucks window in general mayhem" and "breaking into the u.s. capitol while congress is in session because you believe the ongoing election certification is fraudulent"

[J @jordanakahn]

PETEY

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Just imagine turning on the TV, seeing your president, and feeling your blood pressure go down instead of up.