Jordan Rolph

🌮 I'm a Designer & Software Engineer at @9finHQ
🚲 I had to learn how to ride a bike twice

[seedcamp @seedcamp]

9 years ago, we wrote a first cheque for two ex-bankers fed up with the state of the archaic technology that they were forced to use.

Today, that company is a unicorn.

Congrats to @9finHQ on closing a $170M Series C, valuing 9fin at $1.3 billion 🎉

[Jordan Rolph @JordanARolph]

"The next dish out of the kitchen will be an egg on a bed of asparagus and wild mushrooms.

If you have ordered an egg on a bed of asparagus and wild mushrooms, please eat it now."

[Jordan Rolph @JordanARolph]

Train guard becomes a waiter

"Good evening and welcome to this Bistro restaurant.

This restaurant serves Bistro food. If you want any other cuisine please leave the restaurant now and go to another restaurant..."

[Jordan Rolph @JordanARolph]

"The kitchen is currently experiencing a 9 minute delay.

I am currently located at the back of the restaurant. I will be making my way through the restaurant and asking people what they want to eat.

If you have any questions please come and find me, and I’ll be happy to help."

[Jordan Rolph @JordanARolph]

@pacovitiello @tan_stack These are so clean! ✨

[Stephen @imagineincode]

@garrytan I'm going to chase the AI compliance route, because if there's one thing we know about businesses is they are highly efficient at injecting bureaucracy into normal operations that don't need it. (let me know when you need that SOC2-AI and I'll be there to support) 😏

[Ryan Stephen @Ryan__Stephen]

venn diagrams are so back

[Jordan Rolph @JordanARolph]

Delighted to share that we’ve closed a 50m USD Series
B.

Here's to the future of finance 🚀🚀🚀

https://t.co/NjrbIpfyux

[Wes Bos @wesbos]

Did you know you can use Promise.allSettled() for async error handling with a single promise?

Collect errors and returned data at the same level!

[Stuart Regan @stuartregan]

💻 Felt inspired this weekend by apple[dot]com, so mocked up something in Framer.

What's missing? I'm not sure it's quite ready… 🤔

Anyone know how to animate a handwritten signature in Framer?

[Viewport UI @viewportui]

Modal Stacking Animation designed by @alvishbaldha and built by @emilkowalski.

Pay attention to the UX of the cards 👀
That’s how you design these modals. And look at that button! That’s so Alvish!

I’m amazed but not surprised at how Emil can build these fluid animations.

[Remus Negrota @remus_negrota]

Top 5 signs you might be an LLM:

1. If you get asked a question whose answer you don't know, do you sometimes make stuff up?
2. Does your code sometimes contain bugs?
3. If you get asked to draw a photorealistic image of a person, do the resulting anatomical proportions or fine details sometimes look off on a close inspection?
4. Do you sometimes claim to be conscious?
5. Do you start to forget exact details of what you already read after the first 10 million tokens?

[sarv @SarvasvKulpati]

We should have to use a hyper connected dopamine machine for every little task.

✨So I put the most useful features of my phone into a fun little package to prototype a digital sidekick!✨

It’s making me comfortable thinking of reducing my phone time a LOT.

Details in thread:

[Andreas Storm @avstorm]

blur trick for the optical fit

[patricio gonzalez vivo @patriciogv]

Let's talk numbers, the original 2D video is 7.3Mb; the needed data to play it in this 3D volumetric way, which allows you to change the camera position and focus realtime is just an extra 11Mb.

[Wes Bos @wesbos]

🔥 Three CSS tips for working with inconsistently sized logos

[Dan Hollick @DanHollick]

Did you know these are called Boolean Operations?

That's because they use booleans to determine which part of the shapes should be visible.

Let me explain 👇

[Jordan Rolph @JordanARolph]

I spent the weekend building a site with
@RedwoodJS
and the productivity gains vs a custom CRA stack were astounding. The generator functions and router alone are productivity steroids. If you are building a startup today, use Redwood to do it 🏇

[Azlen @azlenelza]

All videos are actually three-dimensional objects

Usually what we see is just a small slice along the axis of time, but what if we could tangibly interact with the geometry of this space?

[Sebastiaan de With @sdw]

I label increasingly nonsensical images with ‘UI’ and ‘UX’ and hope they get used in serious presentations