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*in Asia*

Sebastian - “man I’d love a Philly cheesesteak.”

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Such ass Lana never sings Radio live!!

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Miranda would have loved the new Beyonce Album

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I never got to do the eat 5 atomic wings from Quaker Stake challenge when I was 13-15, and I hate having regrets because it would be lame for me to do it now

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One of those nights where I contemplate watching the Sound of Music at 11:30pm and vibe

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“This Pepsi tastes so damn good” - my papa

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It’s one of those nights where I gotta ask myself if it’s worth it to download Touch Tunes to show these people a good time

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I have been nonstop watching tik toks about Super Bowl reactions and I physically can’t stop. Super Bowl Sunday is electric man

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When I retire I’m gonna become a welder

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

I’d rather fucking kill myself than give up sticking Q-tips in my ears

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Whoever is selling meth, let me know. I’m sad I’m a Browns fan

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Working in travel is wild, cause I have to be a part time geography teacher and reassure grown ass adults that their vacation to Spain will be nowhere near the war in Israel.

Ooof

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Was just in Target with all the men who are last minute Christmas shopping with my hands on my hips examining the details on the back of the box of electronics.

We should have all car pooled together

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👼🏼🙏🏼

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 @xJahstin]

that girl that’s addicted to Dr. Pepper will save you btw

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Going out this Thanksgiving eve got me thinkin about how it’s wild men get to be comfy and cozy in a sweater, and I am expected to wear a thong and a tube top.

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@NathanAdey3 Yes, just a nightmare to check a bag. I only have a big back pack now

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This Indian woman really just bullied me into buying a comforter. I took one look at it and within a second 2 women were wrapping it up. Good for her, but how the hell am I going to get this back to America.

SOS 😂😂

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@hicks8224 This couldn’t be more real.

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Saw 1 white person on the streets of Delhi and we obviously started talking. Find out this dude is from fuckin OHIO!!!!!

How does this even happen