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[jordan baseman @jordanbaseman]

@epjew I ❤️ you Jeff x

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Today, we will dedicate our account to Ichiro Suzuki.

Enjoy

Bob Costas: “What is your favorite American expression?” to Ichiro Suzuki

Ichiro:"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock."

[The Lincoln Project Advocacy @LPAdvocacy]

Beautiful weekend for a LIV golf tournament at Trump National in VA. Sure would be a shame if it were ruined by this ad running on heavy rotation on the Golf Channel in the club house and targeting every phone in the vicinity. Oh. Wait. 😈🏴‍☠️

[Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin]

If you think it’s dangerous to have an alcoholic heading up the FBI wait til you hear about the rapist heading up the country.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love, turned out in huge numbers for #NoKings.

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

The court artist painted a masterpiece and doesn't even know it. #afroman

[Anthony Bradley @drantbradley]

I’m wondering if @ogafroman may be able to end ideological tribalism in America & unify the country with his trial. Every freedom-loving American, regardless of political party, is celebrating with him right now!

[Ladyofyourlife @orleansway]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[🅽🅴🆁🅳🆈 @Nerdy_Addict]

“I don’t get mad at people for making mistakes, I get mad at people for not apologizing after they make it.”

https://t.co/cWPM0wmj3I

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Global National segment on Afroman winning the defamation suit brought by Ohio police: "I don't kidnap people -- I kidnap cheeseburgers." 😂

[Knoxie @KnoxieLuv]

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[TheCompany™️©️ @The_Real_Yay]

In Afroman We Trust ✊🏾⚖️🗽☝🏾🇺🇸

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

This song is already in the running to be song of the summer 2026.

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[Fred @Grand_handsomer]

This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Laura Loomer flew to India.

Before she left she deleted all of her anti-Indian tweets. Thousands of them. Gone.
She thought nobody would notice.

An Indian uncle noticed.

He read them back to her on camera.
Every one. Her own words. Her own bigotry. Directed at the people whose country she was visiting as a guest.

This is the woman who has the personal cell phone number of the President of the United States.

This is the woman who shaped immigration policy from Mar-a-Lago.
She deleted the evidence before crossing the border.

The internet is forever.

The uncle is a hero.

[Congressman Brendan Boyle @RepBrendanBoyle]

This monologue from Homer Simpson about Philadelphia is one of the greatest moments in television.

[Jamie Apody @JamieApody]

This. Is. Philly 🔔
📸 @GrittyNHL

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨HOLY SMOKES: Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Trump:

“Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.”

Europe is officially done pretending this is normal diplomacy.

[Oscar Budejen @OscarBudejen]

Thank you Ranger 🇻🇪 🔔🔔🔔