jordan bblfort

20 | insufferable finance girl. math major. future ceo of the world. size 00. Salvador Dalí's intern #thisismyquant

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

My lesbian friends bday party is themed dress like your pride flag. I should dress like the communist flag. man, bullshit always happening in brooklyn.

[𓁹‿𓁹 @kitvolta]

just wanna know how much sexting is going on via Bloomberg Terminal

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

NYC is just about going as hard as you fucking can until you die

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i won’t redownload hinge because love will find me in the real world, where i constantly have noise cancelling headphones on

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

Need to retire jessica stam i need a new pfp

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

@BacardiCapital @eastvillageguy fork found in kitchen

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

@hashimotorae In this economy tesla fuckbots are gonna replace it

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

Wish i was unemployed so i can sit in front of the laundromat all day

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

@BacardiCapital He fumbled the bag with me full pun intended. spent $10k on this mf in one month and i still dream about him

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

He blocked me

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

If you miss a man just text him. He'll say something that ruins that feeling pretty quickly.

[🦇. @bat777_]

YO????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

@ravenunreal Oysters

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

@WarDamnFlock real af

[kaka @charIiehunnam]

eu comeria algo que me desse alergia só pro pau dele entrar mais apertado na minha garganta

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

There is no such thing as a hot single man they were made up by the government to raise wine consumption

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

Mogging at the halal cart by wtc

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

the type of man you eye fuck at central park while your situationship who ghosted you texts you "are you free rn"

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

@zibarroooooo Unironically me depending on the weather

[Z @zibarroooooo]

if you have more than 5 followers you’re entering whore territory

[jordan bblfort @jordanbblfort]

i hope they didn't