Jordan👨‍🚀

Trying to achieve my dreams of being an astronaut but flight attendants think I have a head injury

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

@Disney @MadeyMontgomery

[Disney @Disney]

"Being normal is vastly overrated." –Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

@MadeyMontgomery LMFAO

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

@MadeyMontgomery I mean his name is Lane what do you expect this dude a joke 😂

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

I have an iq of 133

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

95% of people nowadays couldn’t handle the trash talk that happened back in Modern Warfare 2 lobbies...

I’m so grateful I experienced that 😂

Gave me super thick skin. Now, barely any insults or words bother me.

[Madey @MadeyBerken]

Pretty upset that my easter basket didn’t bark

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

@MadeyMontgomery NO

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

@MadeyMontgomery We got you that mango ice cream

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

Introverts >>> Extroverts

[Jack “CouRage” Dunlop @CouRageJD]

You good...@Nadeshot?

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

@MadeyMontgomery You could never

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

Miss you in Minnesota @Jason_Zucker16 that being said big fan and glad you’re getting chances and scoring goals off dishes like that from Crosby!

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Our gift to you this Valentine's Day: this beautiful goal. 😍

[Andy M @SUPERFR84K]

I stand with Bruce! One of best coaches in league... Did him dirty #mnwild

[Sleep Deprived Nick @NickLewis37]

With Boudreau out, the choice is clear. #mnwild

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

Bring back Bruce #FireBillGuerin #mnwild

[Jordan👨‍🚀 @JordanBerken]

I peaked in 2010

[Madey @MadeyBerken]

Can someone give me 1000 dollars so I can get a puppy thanks in advanced

[Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked]

A quick crash course in the multiple timelines of The Witcher. #TheWitcher

[Bahroo @AdmiralBahroo]

Hey, there is one hour left on @DrLupo charity stream.

I will donate 1$ per like this tweet gets up to 50K.

https://t.co/iv6kS2Ej9i #BuildAginstCancer