Jordan Stone

Lover, fighter, self-proclaimed funny guy and proud #Prairie #Cree. Tweets are my own thoughts.

[FSIN @fsinations]

FSIN IS ISSUING AN IMMEDIATE AMBER ALERT FOR MISSING INDIGENOUS MOTHER AND CHILD.

[₿ Manhattan @WackyDigital]

HNY Everyone!

Make next year all about self care and prosperity. Low time preferences for building stronger foundations. Positioning ourselves to better help our loved ones and our communities at large.

20 twenty YOU

#202U
Credit @jordanwapass for the motto

[Dapper @hellodapper]

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[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

@BTCwacky Gonna unfollow now.

[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

@Benaskren you already know this but I’ll say it again. You’re a legend.

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

If they want to sell as many as possible.

[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

@_jgrey Actually it’s a roll of cortonelle. Ok, half roll. Alright then, 1/8th roll.

[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

@patzaph Seriously Pat. Nice one.

[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

I hope this toilet paper gorge isn’t a ply, I mean ploy, by the bidet companies to scare us into the switch. Also, wash your hands. #covid19Canada

[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

In today’s episode of predicting the future:

Web tutorials on how to cut your own hair will see a significant increase in the coming days.

In related news, the Lloyd Christmas haircut will be the new fad of spring/summer 2020.

#COVID19 #future

[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

Legit worried for stylebender. Mad respect for him to ask for Yoel. #UFC248 can’t wait for this fight.

[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

Want Conor but thinking cowboy got this tonight. #UFC246

[Albert Jame @AlbertJame]

Meet @justinejoymac. I met her the day before at an event. She had just won a major bikini fitness competition and lived to talk about it. Link in bio. #fitness #podcast #yxe @ Caswell Hill, Saskatoon https://t.co/X9MdiGQnbj

[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

CK one will be back any minute now. And CK be. #ckone #ckbe

[Jordan Stone @jordanbgs]

Are water beds still a thing?

[Jim Watson @JimWatsonOttawa]

Dear Ottawa residents and friends, I have some personal news I wish to share with you. I invite you to read my Op-Ed in today’s @OttawaCitizen: https://t.co/fJJevxBcOi

#Pride

[UFC on TNT Sports @ufcontnt]

"I gave him what he deserved."

"I'm glad I did him like that to show the world he doesn't belong at this level."

Jorge Masvidal reacts to his stunning KO of Ben Askren.

He had been waiting for this a long time...

#UFC239

[UFC News @UFCNews]

Mid-interview, @MikeMav22 reacted to @GamebredFighter’s 5-second knockout.

“Give the f****** guy a title shot.” #UFC239

[The Deaner @Dean_Murdoch]

How's everybody's summer goin'? Finally time to pull out the jean shorts and impress the ladies at the city pool.

[Albert Jame @AlbertJame]

EPISODE 25: Which hand holds the fork? Tines up or down? Can you eat soup with your bare hands? Event planner and etiquette coach, Crystal McLeod from RSVP Event Design, comes on and answers all of life's… https://t.co/4NU5zAQ4Ue