Jordan

Electrical Engineer.
Book Nerd.
Amateur Fry Pan Specialist.
...Also trying to be a good human.

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

@engineers_feed Fundamentals of Electric Circuits

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Having the ability to wake up on a Saturday to a warm home, healthy, where you can have a leisurely morning over coffee...and just kick around your thoughts & do what you wish is a real privilege.

Worth a million dollars right there.

[𝐄𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐇𝐲𝐩𝐞 @EffMktHype]

With 2 weeks to the Dec22 FOMC here's your hyperspeed recap of the Fed's monpol so far

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

@sweatystartup Great thread! Noob ? - GP owns 50%, so who owns other 50%? LP still? If so, they don't get pref, but still are entitled to 50% if/when it's sold? Entitled to any cash flow at all?

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

You are under no obligation to remain the same person you were a year ago, a month ago, or even a day ago. You are here to create yourself, continuously.

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

My life is full of side-channels and buffer overflows rn. #cybersecurity #hardwaresecurity #computerarchitecture

[Gurwinder @G_S_Bhogal]

My peoples, the time has come for a MEGATHREAD.

In 40 tweets I will explain another 40 concepts you should know.

Strap in. Here we go:

[10-K Diver @10kdiver]

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Get a cup of coffee.

In this thread, I'll walk you through the basics of Capital Allocation.

The better we understand how capital moves in and out of a business, the better we can predict the business's future cash flows and its stock's long-term performance.

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

Honestly, how do astrophysicists and psychologists keep it together on a daily basis?

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

@smartertrader Thanks Sam!!

[Matt Largey (real) @mattlargey]

BREAKING: ERCOT is now asking people to conserve electricity through Friday, saying there are a significant number of power plants offline and expecting possible record use for June.

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

A thread on how to turn $100 into a lot more:

People are spending a lot of money on their homes right now. Its time to go get some of that money and help out some of these people.

Sound silly? Good.

It really is this simple sometimes.

Lets go 👇

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Today I’m bringing together leaders from around the world to meet this moment of climate peril, and extraordinary opportunity. No nation can solve this crisis on its own, and this summit is a step on a path to a secure, prosperous, and sustainable future. https://t.co/lcUUsgyEo3

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

@elonmusk Need electrical engineers @elonmusk ? Graduating in December and ready to work!

[Mr. Regional @kidstatic]

I don't think people understand how large a fuck up the #TexasBlackout is. Too many are talking about how this is freak weather and it was unforseen. It wasn't. It was seen in 2011. A thread.

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

@realDonaldTrump Pomp it Donnie! Pomp da market!

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump @AbeShinzo Is this good for my SPY calls?

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

@TWIT_ANTHONY @realDonaldTrump @EmanuelMacrone Stonks go up. Stonks go down. You can't explain that.

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

@adamjv71 @altonbrown This is aging really well..

[Jordan @JordanCarnes]

@realDonaldTrump Go to sleep Donnie. We need you bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning to handle this trade war shit.