Jordan Chesbrough

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@isayx3 @DefiantLs @10_beth_ did your account get hacked by @10_beth_?

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@elipokerips That Gengar!

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

My wife when I bring in the mail @CardPurchaser

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@NFLMemes @drumartin are you going to defend your boy Chris Mullin?

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@baseball_cards @SixthManSlabs @Throughmylend @CardPurchaser You need to be consulting for every major e-commerce retailer because none of them know your secrets!

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@baseball_cards @Throughmylend @CardPurchaser Like it or not, it matters to the buyer. Do whatever you want but the average buyer will choose $30 + free shipping every day. We probably have Amazon Prime to blame for that.

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@baseball_cards @Throughmylend @CardPurchaser Then charge more for the card. Like it or not people don’t want to pay more in shipping than the item they are buying. And I know - buyers don’t have to buy it. A dumb hill to die on.

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@baseball_cards @Throughmylend @CardPurchaser Well a small priority mail flat rate box is $12.65 shipped anywhere. You could fit a slab wrapped well in bubble no problem. So probably not more than that.

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

Millennial parents of middle schoolers have been suffering through “67” for several months now.

This is the direct consequence of incessantly chanting “uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis” in the fall of 1998.

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@drumartin This should have gone viral

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

My friend's son pulled an Ohtani 1/1 and an autograph /25. @Topps @Dodgers I bet if you sent him to a #WorldSeries game he'd end up catching a Shohei dinger too.

[Dru @drumartin]

Quick update: My son’s Ohtani pulls are available as a combo lot for 7 million dollars.

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

Even when the government shuts down the real heroes still put on their uniform and show up to work!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Make a play, Ichi! 🙅‍♂️

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine
Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

Which men's deodorant is best? Trees, ocean, or sports flavor?

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@blazers_palace

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@Jylesss @CouponChamp NFL

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

Nick Tarnasky retroactively made all comedy movie fights realistic.

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

There is no recovering from a man yelling "BANG" every time he punches you in the face.

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@MLB @Royals Bobby!

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@MLB @Royals Bobby!

[Jordan Chesbrough @jordanchez]

@LAcarddude /25 and /1 Ohtani! My buddy’s kid hit these both a few weeks apart! @Topps