Brenda

comedian, trans insubordinate, member of @PussyBrosComedy, host of @SomeFabShow

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Transgender comedians don't transition. We segue.

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I'll go take a shower, you want to see? - https://t.co/U1ElZ8kVi3

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you want to fool around? - https://t.co/AlQWZMqCoe

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My boobs, they ache like a dove caught in the winds of sorrow. Fly, they do not.

Fly. They. Do not.

[Sexpot Comedy @sexpotcomedy]

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I don't remember floating

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I have practice with my first new band in over 10 years tomorrow but I'm super sick so it's gonna GO GREAT

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Hey baby, is that asthmatic bronchitis or are you just wheezy to see me? #sosick

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Dad: a little yard work will put some hair on your chest

Me: I want you to think very carefully about what you just said

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Shout out to my homies who have a closet full of grocery bags because they're too embarrassed to take that many to the recycle place

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🎶 I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, pretzel rolls 🎶

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I feel like death if death had a head cold,some cranberry juice and like ok boobs I guess

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Beyoncé may be younger than me, but age won't take away my 5 for $1 Top Ramen #happybirthdaybeyonce

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Idea: microphone condoms, because I'm getting sick and blaming comedy

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Saw a guy in a tank top with what I thought was an intricate tattoo across his back.

Nope, hair.

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This top is CUTE

*sees its the maternity section*

Meh *buys top*

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The broiest bros who've ever bro'ed, bro

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All this talk about tacos on every corner just reminds me my confirmation surgery isn't for another two years #triggertacos

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We get it, Suicide Squad was awful

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A lot of porn bots have been following me on Instagram which is fine, I just have no interest in seeing a vagina with a Clarendon filter

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Another comic just outed me to his daughter then told me she was a lesbian so... we're even?