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[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Fun game, draw a random life out of what we know about the entire history of human population statistics.

I died at six months old in Bronze Age Southeast Asia.

https://t.co/3WUkfzKquy

[🐻 @woman0fwise]

Just stop

[something something fashion @dollbodydoesoul]

we are all just girls

[agrifuture🍷 @agrifuturism]

The Superbowl? How... simple of you. Well, I will be in my study if you need me

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

can i come over and do this

[c a r r i e @discountgourds]

did my dog tweet this

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

it’s always the loser prescriptions that are ready for pick up at CVS. like i don’t even want that one

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The men with the strongest opinions about women and PhDs have had zero contact with either

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

oh you stole my mario party star? go fuck yourself. we will never be friends ever again.

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

I have to lock in this week or else they're going to take me

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

you’re so sexy do you wanna come back to my place and sit in bed and play on phone

[trash jones @jzux]

yeah drugs are cool but have you ever spent a really great day with your mom

[Jodeci’s Leather Vest @twistedfiction4]

I was reading on a college level by fourth grade. Some of us were actually just smarter than our classmates and that’s ok.

[DECKI @bydecki]

If our love is insanity why are u my clarity type shit fr

[honey darling @athousandpisses]

at the grocery store muttering “gimme dat shit” every time i put an item in my cart

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right