Jordan

[zayaan @zayaankhatib]

Anyone else notice how it’s quicker to punch in a time on a shitty microwave than an iPhone? #BadUI

[Britt Womelsdorf @brittwomelsdorf]

@jordaneckhardt driving home day 3 of #GooglelNext18 showing how easy it is to enterprise information with @sapcp, @SAPMobile and the mobile card kit. No coding required!

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

You know you live in the East Bay when it’s 95 degrees when you get on the train and halfway through your trip people start getting on wearing coats

[Joe Scarborough @ScarboroughNow]

“For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.”
~Jesus of Nazareth https://t.co/SnVKulyTxg

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

@meganlindner_ Suuuure it’s not ok

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

New California experience: arguing about sociopolitical systems with a Russian communist at a bar in Berkeley

[Steve Buckley @thestevebuckley]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

It's November and I don't have to wear a coat ☀️I love this place

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

@k_buckles Do you normally tweet while hooking up?

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

@heidihoff15 @ShaniaTwain Oh wow ahah didn't know you were a country girl ;) (if shania twain counts as country :p)

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

@heidihoff15 @ShaniaTwain When did you start listening to @ShaniaTwain

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

@brie_monzon Yeah I'd say that's an unfortunate new hairstyle

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

@brie_monzon What?

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

@brie_monzon Thanks!

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

when you order a drink called possible seizure and the bartender asks how many seizures you want lol buenos aires is living up to its rep

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

well, vaccines may not cause autism but they sure are expensive ✈️💉💰

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

last day of school. ever. (until my master's)

[Jordan @jordaneckhardt]

when your prof just low key mentions that he's related to @Drake