J. E. Ferrell

fly-up-the-creek

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

This, but have the lobster find single-family rentals owned by large property management firms and start spamming them lowball offers for homes in their portfolio.

[Daniel @danielgothits]

I have openclaw sending lowball offers on Zillow all day just to make boomers start panicking lol

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

By the time you get to 90 months, your vehicle will be worth half of what you paid for it—if that—and you’ll end up being overextended because of interest. Even if you sell the car to get out of the monthly payments, you’ll still owe the financing company thousands of dollars.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: 180 month auto loans are now being offered in the U.S. in an attempt to lower monthly car payments.

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

“Homeloaner”

[Jeff Feldman @Jefffeldman]

50 year mortgage?

That’s nothing.

Go bigger.

75, 100 year mortgage.

I’m thinking 1,000 year mortgage.

Let’s get those housing prices higher!!

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

Good news, folks!

Nike and LuLu Lemon are up.

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

Schrödinger's Mac

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: Oxford scientists claim to have achieved teleportation using a quantum supercomputer.

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

Okay, who had John McAfee being resurrected on their 2025 Bingo Card?

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

John's account has not been hacked. This is the real deal.

More information forthcoming.

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

Hot take: Hire Jon Gruden

Cc: @Jaguars

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

Too little, too late.

Khan should have listened to the fans and literally every sports reporter/writer weeks ago.

[Michael DiRocco @ESPNdirocco]

Jaguars have parted ways with GM Trent Baalke. Here’s owner Shad Khan’s statement:

[Welcome to Twin Peaks @ThatsOurWaldo]

And if you can believe it, it's a Friday once again!

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

One man’s trash is another man’s tetanus shot.

How long has this seller been dropping the price on this rusted artifact of lawn maintenance?

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

From sanctimonious to villainous in days...

The NFL should grow some teeth and suspend this clown indefinitely without pay.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

An IG post tonight from Houston linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair, whose three-game suspension was upheld on appeal:

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

The lesson here is you can still be a POS with your god on your side.

[Azeez Al-shaair @A_train2_]

All Praise to Allah🤲🏾

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

Called it. My job here is done, it’s time to go home.

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

NC 🔴

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

@JulietteNi94852

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

NC 🔴

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

#NEW FINAL electoral map based on AtlasIntel polls - most accurate pollster of the 2020 election

🔴 Trump: 296 🏆
🔵 Harris: 242

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

Press Taylor still has a job…

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

These four guys are available and the Chicago Bears are sticking with Matt Eberflus 💀💀😂

[J. E. Ferrell @jordaneferrell]

Aka Hell

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Nearly 80% of new homes built for sale in the US are in homeowners’ associations, per Bloomberg.