jordan

24 he/him🏳️‍⚧️ CST

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

oh i’m crying bad…..

[crucifunker @ghostmotorfingr]

this is the worst day of my life like genuinely

[jordan @jordaneli00]

i can’t live in this world

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[jordan @jordaneli00]

like what tf is going on. can’t eat anything anymore

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[jordan @jordaneli00]

why did heated rivalry have me SOBBING bro wth

[jordan @jordaneli00]

can genuinely say i’ve never felt a love like this. idc if it’s cringy i’m gonna marry this woman mark my words

[jordan @jordaneli00]

oh i’m in LOVE love

[jordan @jordaneli00]

who wants my shift tomorrow? you’ll probably be doing a 3 level spinal fusion and maybe a total joint replacement dude you’ll be fine💀😭… pls

[jordan @jordaneli00]

organ procurement surgery is not for the weak jesus christ

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

The craziest thing about Tylenol and autism is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

[jordan @jordaneli00]

all moved in to our new apartment and starting our official CST job next week????? what is going on dude my heart is so full

[jordan @jordaneli00]

ST certification exam in the morning and it is what it is BUT i have so much thanks to give for my rocks throughout this program (you know who you are) 🥹 the last step in this journey and i’m so so so grateful for where i’ve found myself

[jordan @jordaneli00]

late appreciation post for some of my rocks throughout this program🥰 all the awards and accomplishments are bc of these guys! Baton Rouge General here I come!

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

This Fourth of July, I am taking a moment to reflect. Things are hard right now. They are probably going to get worse before they get better.

But I love our country — and when you love something, you fight for it. Together, we will continue to fight for the ideals of our nation.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Republicans in Congress have voted to devastate millions of people across our nation — kicking Americans off their health care, shuttering hospitals, eliminating food assistance, and raising costs.

This is Project 2025 in action.

[Lauren @laurenlamango]

Manson is free, Johnny depp is free, Cosby is free, Brad Pitt has an Oscar, trump is a dictator, diddy is not guilty…ask me again why women don’t speak up in this country

[Mel @PeachesMel]

“If we elect Trump, we will be at war within 6 months.” - Kamala Harris

[𝔖𝔲𝔫𝔣𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔞🇺🇸🇮🇷🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 @rainnyseattle]

I want y’all to know, I voted for her. ❤️

[leek leek 🕷️ @leekz_]

why y’all ain’t vote for that lady?