Jordan Elist

Founder @goodnight_mate | Previously at J.P. Morgan (Equity Capital Markets) and Halo Top (International Strategy)

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@Geiger_Capital Guess we'll know our result in about one month... what joke

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@Reformed_Trader @lxjourney_ You still planning on exiting your $ASTS position immediately following $SPCX IPO?

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

Believe it or not, it's still common practice for SSRIs to be prescribed for the "treatment" of Premature Ejaculation. That's right... anti-depressants being used to address a completely unrelated issue, with little regard for the side effects associated with their use

[@jason @Jason]

SSRIs are dangerous and their efficacy is questionable

Exercise, diet, sleep, meditation and socialization/community are well established solutions for depression or the blues.

Mock @joerogan, @TomCruise or me for pointing this out, but this is the established truth

Go research it.

Be very careful with these drugs, as joe points out, they are known to make people suicidal and their efficacy is unknown.

And they are brutally hard to get off of

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@Jason @joerogan @TomCruise And yet, you and the All-In team promote @wearehims and @Ro, two companies who prescribe SSRIs for the treatment of Premature Ejaculation. You heard that right. They're prescribing anti-depressants to help guys last longer in bed. Immoral behavior on the part of these companies

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@Geiger_Capital What names do we think stand to benefit most?

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@harleyf @seedhealth Let's get some @goodnight_mate added to your daily supplement stack as well!

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@RajNijjer @michaelpwalrath You think entirety of sell-off was driven by news of cFO departure?

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@KarenBassLA You’re a clown

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@Victorshi2020 Paid shill

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@abialecki @moizali @klaviyo Congrats on the earnings beat across the board. Incredibly surprising market reaction. Hopefully leads to $KVYO doubling down on its share buyback plan

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@abialecki @moizali @klaviyo Thank you for the share buyback announcement. I like the management vote of confidence. Hopefully that helps $KVYO get back to at least its IPO price, which would be a small win for retail investors who have been believers in the company since day 1

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@abramavitz @PortugseKnight Any idea why the name is down so much? They seemed to have beat across the board

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@SixSigmaCapital @TravisHoium Isn’t Waymo a threat to their business long term?

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

Tracking number used to also show up in "Order Timeline" section, but now it just states "Manual (Shipping Label)" as service. @harleyf, are you aware of any recent changes? Seems pretty wild that one can't easily access order tracking information from Order dashboard

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

Anyone else noticing that @Shopify orders are no longer showing fulfillment status / tracking information? Is this a recent change that was made? Used to be able to pull tracking number directly from the order, but this info is now completely missing

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@JaiDolwani That money tree is about to take the starters to new heights 🔥

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@Elex_Michaelson @XavierBecerra This guy is an absolute clown

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

Someone please check in on Oliver, who apparently dumped $100k on the name near ATHs… because this text thread seems very legit

[oliverb @oliverbrocato]

APPLOVIN opened the floodgates TODAY.

Used to be only for brands spending $1M+/mo on Meta.

Now any brand can get in with my code: WVBJRXKFVO

(100 uses only + $5K ad credit)

I’m BULLISH AF. Woke up, texted my financial advisor- “throw $50… fuck it, make it $100K” 🚀🚀

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

Anyone out there still shilling AppLovin referral credits or has that scheme come to an end?

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@kevinclark @Shwinnabego Can we please get a fix rolled out ASAP? How am I not able to simply select a date range?

[Jordan Elist @jordanelist]

@clairevo Incredibly accurate