Jordan Flory

[doomer @uncledoomer]

>italys financial system is party backed by cheese

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

If they wanted to, they would have.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Hopeless romantic

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

One day at a time

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Semi charmed kinda life

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Jeep owners will literally eat a bug off the ground and say “It’s a Jeep thing you wouldn’t understand.”

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

The Texans bandwagoning rn is crazy YOUR NOT REAL FANS

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

War… war never changes.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Morning fog got me feeling like a silent hill protagonist.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Watching the Chiefs downward spiral feels exactly like the first time I ever had Chicken Alfredo

[Joey @deestlore]

Movies that can only be watched on a 2004 Chevrolet Tahoe's built-in DVD player

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

I really thought I’d be dealing with the Bermuda Triangle a lot more as an adult.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Kindness is free

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Using whatever software they used for this show to end the 100 humans vs 1 gorilla debate.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

99% certain I just saw someone hit the crack pipe in the HEB parking lot.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

If you don’t know what you want then don’t waste other peoples time.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Great catch from Antonio Brown, too bad it wasn’t in the script.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Dallas mavericks must be smoking the highest quality fent on the market.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

Kissing my mirror into 2025 cause I know I only got me.

[Jordan Flory @jordanflory]

@netflix please fix your dogshit servers I’m trying to see @jakepaul get knocked back into 2003