Did I check if my ex unblocked me on Instagram everyday since we broke up yes. Did she finally unblock me. Yes, did I instantly send her a follow request. Bet the god damn house on it
I walked in on my girlfriend in college getting fucked and that’s no where near as bad as getting the yips on the course I just hit a fucking wedge 90 degrees right Jesus Christ man
spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens
I spent 6 hours on the phone with insurance companies over my insulin refill they said it wouldn’t be filled til July 5th as my last order was 2 weeks ago tell me why they check the cameras and they find it in the very back of the fridge and marked as filled insane incompetence