jordan dill ☁️

melancholy cool

[jordan dill ☁️ @jordanhdill]

matty healy, my problematic king, what the hell did you do

[jordan dill ☁️ @jordanhdill]

damn you taylor swift

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him : “are u stupid?”
me:

[gabb @gabbgoudy]

simply just existing and ruining the lives of so many men is very impressive

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Some species of sea urchins use shells as hats to make them feel safer and camouflaged and if you give them actual tiny hats they will wear them

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A comedian ruining his relationship with a large portion of his fanbase because he wanted to be like all of the other boring-ass Netflix Special "You Cant Tell Jokes Anymore" crowd is actually just depressing.

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

i do believe that bears are dangerous and anyone who thinks they can get close to one is very stupid. but i also think i am different and the bear would sense my loving spirit

[Mikey Reid @themikeyreid]

i cannot believe this isnt my life

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

make them both drink the panera lemonade i wanna see something

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

i wanted to hear what she had to say

[clare @sadderlizards]

what’s wrong with you?? no wait let me guess. uh your stomach hurts and you have no sense of control and you struggle to form intimate connections with other people

[kelds @TheKelds]

one too many beers i am liking everyone’s instagram stories

[jordan dill ☁️ @jordanhdill]

yes

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

would you buy this?

[jordan dill ☁️ @jordanhdill]

@_mother_mary mhm

[jordan dill ☁️ @jordanhdill]

@PopBase oh are we really

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

hey sorry i overreacted, i always do that whenever anything happens

[trash jones @jzux]

ah i’d love to but i already have plans

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You don’t need an oil change. Maybe just be happy with the oil you have

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

if i were on McConnells PR team i would be pushing the narrative that Mitch is just a diva, and when he hears a question he doesn't like, he becomes "over it" in an extremely rude way