Jordan Hellmuth

[Teresa @tessy_1088]

If you're 32-39, you're only in season 1 of Sex and the City...

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

@SadSummerFest year 4 in Philly 🩷 #sadsummerfest

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

Just spent a ridiculous amount of money on goat cheese at Whole Foods, but you bet your ass I’m committed to making SUR’s goat cheese balls to take to my Vanderpump cronies at work tomorrow. Happy reunion eve! #VanderpumpRules

[Bravo @BravoTV]

These #PumpRules pictures are worth a thousand words. Just wait until you see the trailer… Click for more pics: https://t.co/TRpQmgQMe6

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

Time to watch #StarWars alone and drink a bottle of wine. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

It's been 20 YEARS since The Lizzie McGuire Movie was released on May 2, 2003

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

‘The Diplomat,’ Starring Keri Russell, Lands Quick Renewal at Netflix https://t.co/a79kZyXOmT

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

If you go down, I’m going down too // Vacay J activated

[Lucy on the Ground @lucyontheg]

I don’t know if I’ll get over the fact that Ally was the SCANDOVAL whistleblower #Pumprules

[GOLF.com @GOLF_com]

Jon Rahm could have easily taken a break after his Masters win. But after talking with his family he decided to play this week. Here's why.
https://t.co/1ALaLapldP

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Me after watching Sandoval’s disastrous interview with Howie Mandel 🥴 #PumpRules

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

4:30am wake up for a 7am flight back to DC after a week in Florida. I am so tired I could (and might) cry.

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

I have been awake for 22 hours. What a day.

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

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[National Zoo @NationalZoo]

Drum roll please! 🥁 We are beary excited to announce our Andean bear cubs Sean and Ian are now on exhibit! At four months old, Sean and Ian have exited the den with mom Brienne and are busy exploring their yard. Planning a visit to see the cubs? (1/)

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

My confidence level with a spray tan should be illegal.

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

Time really moves the slowest when you're waiting the 8 hours to be able to shower after a spray tan.

[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

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[Jordan Hellmuth @jordanhellmuth]

A lot of people take full hours to have lunch away from their desks, but when I have a quick errand to run during the work day I am SPRINTING and sweating through my clothes, and having an anxiety attack. Then I eat lunch at my desk.