Jordan Hobgood

CU alum • accountant • 🏳️‍🌈

[Jordan Hobgood @jordanhobgood]

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 10,985 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/elspCEairh

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

"Like how far is too far in advance? Can we hint at something three years in advance?" #MidnightsMayhemWithMe

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

The rhetoric for gender recognition is so similar, so closely aligned to the conversations of just 10 years ago. Don’t you see it?!

Sometimes it’s like we’re all suffering a kind of collective amnesia! /4

[Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance]

RT if you think @ZelenskyyUa Is a BADASS. #SlavaUkraine

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

We’re really living through fascism, a pandemic, war (even tho the war from 2001 kinda never stopped) poverty, inflation, exorbitant rent prices, low wages, and so many other things, and we’re just expected to be okay. I for one, am not

[janel 🇵🇸 @pband_nelly]

Respectfully, after the last two years I think we’re beyond the “is anyone else having trouble concentrating with everything going on” phase and need to be asking why we’re upholding a culture that expects us to carry on business as usual

[bartleby the girl boss 💅🏻 @kathcor3]

i’m never “coming out” to anyone ever again. if you can’t tell i’m a little gay then that’s on you

[Jordan Hobgood @jordanhobgood]

here we are again

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

It's about chocolate, it's about flour, we eat cookies, we devour.

[mic @satelliteIouis]

hot girls already cried in 2022

[Jordan Hobgood @jordanhobgood]

New @instagram update is trash

[fearless (taylor’s version) bot @fearlesstvbot]

i lived and i learned, had you, got burned, held out, held on, god knows too long

[Jordan Hobgood @jordanhobgood]

@alittlelivid I’m speechless

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

everyone: we need a 3 day weekend

accountants: we just want a weekend

[Peter Flax @Pflax1]

The problem with cyclists:
-They go too fast
-They go too slow
-They won't get on the sidewalk
-They won't get off the sidewalk
-They are rich hobbyists
-They are folks who can't afford a car
-They are entitled and demand bike lanes
-They take the lane when there's no bike lane

[Peter Flax @Pflax1]

Have you ever been at a red light on a 20 lb bike with a 65-ton articulated bus inches from your wheel—piloted by a guy who's eager to get by you? Have you ever ridden on a road with no shoulder where folks are driving SUVs at 45? If the answer's no, spare me your judgment.

[Peter Flax @Pflax1]

To be blunt, the environment that American bike riders most get around in is needlessly dangerous. Drivers are distracted, aggressive, speeding, poorly skilled. The laws and the police don't protect us. The streetscape can be like a cruel joke. We're on our own most of the time.

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

every accountant right now