jordyn

professional BSer

[jordyn @jordanimal]

@Scoobyneverwas i contain multitudes

[jordyn @jordanimal]

i really don’t care about basketball but i did just watch game 3 because i DO care about new york losing #spursin7

[angie @sweetangelette]

how it feels to enjoy something while accepting that it's objectively garbage

[jordyn @jordanimal]

dear god please if the patriots win i will devote myself to a pious and virtuous life

[jordyn @jordanimal]

i am feeling the pain that an average jets fan feels in a whole season condensed into one game

[jordyn @jordanimal]

pats o line is gonna be the title line of my suicide note

[jordyn @jordanimal]

why is drake maye the best runner of the game

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

It's a shame that this ugly football game isn't an ugly football game in a foot of snow

[jordyn @jordanimal]

ann michael maye if you can hear me please save us.. ann michael maye please

[jordyn @jordanimal]

whatever intern at fox played the smiths and fontaines dc before the game cut to ad break, i see you and appreciate you

[jordyn @jordanimal]

she finals on my finals til i finals

[jordyn @jordanimal]

sometimes i try to get my friends to discuss the vietnam war with me and so far i am yet to be successful, if anyone ever wants to discuss the vietnam war pls hmu

[jordyn @jordanimal]

can we pls keep curtis sliwa around.. just for entertainment.. maybe an occasional weekend update appearance

[jordyn @jordanimal]

playing mafia is the quickest way to simultaneously bring a group together and tear them apart

[jordyn @jordanimal]

@jmeltzner181 actually shocking take. also disagree

[jordyn @jordanimal]

my favorite game is seeing how easy it is to get boys to kiss. the answer is: very shockingly easy

[jordyn @jordanimal]

i can never come to new york city again because it just reminds me how boring western massachusetts is