Jordan J. Ford

I read stage directions.

[Jordan J. Ford @JordanJFord]

Today marks the beginning of lent. So I've decided that I'm giving up life. I'll be in my bed for the next 40 days.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Petition to turn Trump Tower into subsidized housing, since that’s what it’s apparently been this whole time anyway

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Message to fellow models on fashion week STOP talking sh$&! about me RIGHT NOW! I’m the eyes of the tiger and green is NOT your color little one 😘 🥰😘hope they serve Chardonnay in Hell for your sake 🙏💋💄SHADE ACTIVATED!!

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

Idina Menzel is all of us wondering why Eminem is singing #Oscars2020

[Jordan J. Ford @JordanJFord]

wait... really with this Eminem surprise performance? #Oscars

[Callum Adams @callumnadams]

Genius — noun
1. an exceptional natural capacity of intellect, especially as shown in creative and original work in science, art, music, etc. @donaldglover #ChildishGambino #ThisIsAmerica https://t.co/QRzTXHAlr6

[champage daddy @thedrewarisco]

Just cracked my phone 🖕🏿

[Jordan J. Ford @JordanJFord]

When the douchiest asshole from high school that ruined your life is now the plumber that’s fixing your kitchen sink. #thankskarma #byebb

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

"I'm sorry, Mr. Spacey, but your application to join the gay community at this time has been denied."

[Jordan J. Ford @JordanJFord]

@RepTipton pray for your morals. $3,500 cant buy the lives that were lost. Isn't this enough to fight the NRA. What's it going to take?

[Jordan J. Ford @JordanJFord]

@RepMikeCoffman shame on you. Hope that $9,900 was worth it. Fight for the safety of your nation and the state you represent. Do better.

[Jordan J. Ford @JordanJFord]

K but like, what do I gotta do to win the fuckin' @TodayTix lotto...

[Jordan J. Ford @JordanJFord]

@_peachykeane Went there for a high school prom 🙃

[Jordan J. Ford @JordanJFord]

Sis: is it Kiki, or kika?
Dad: a Kiki is a party, no?
Me: for calming all your nerves, yeah.
#kiki #4thOfJuly2017 🇺🇸

[Solea Pfeiffer @SoleaPfeiffer]

RT if you've ever felt shame about loving almond joys

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

EVERYONE: Fix the subway

GOV CUOMO: We hear you! Our new ‘Limo Lane’ helps real New Yorkers get driven to their Connecticut homes faster

[Jordan J. Ford @JordanJFord]

SCREAMING. https://t.co/tn66rQDrQz

[The Hill @thehill]

Time orders Trump Organization to remove fake magazines from golf clubs: https://t.co/J5Rky4WqET