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[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

This is probably his best polling position

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

Elon should absolutely pay to four-wall a 3,000-screen release for this. Audiences will flock to it. It’ll make so much money that Christopher Nolan will be forced to admit his film was woke garbage. Hollywood will never recover and generative AI will replace every major studio.

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

On an equally fundamental level, we’d take Elon’s concerns about the Russians being killed in this invasion more seriously if he ever, EVER spoke harshly about the one man whose fault it is: Putin. But no. The over the top criticism is always reserved for Ukraine

[Serhii Sternenko @sternenko]

Elon Musk's statement about needing to have pity for Russian conscripts is the ultimate act of cynicism and hypocrisy.
If Elon wants the war to stop and Russian conscripts not to die, the thing to do is help Ukraine win as quickly as possible, rather than forcing Ukraine to sacrifice itself.
A Ukrainian victory is the only way to save the lives of the Russians Musk sympathizes with so deeply.

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

Your embarrassing grandpa who spends his days hitting on the staff at his retirement home because in his addled twilight years he has no filter is the US president now

[Acyn @Acyn]

TRUMP: I looked at his ass, and I've never done that with a man before. By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Our society is never going to top this

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"the white house should look like the place where i order asian chicken nachos because otherwise how will working-class americans know they're respected." listen to yourself.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Here’s the incomparable Dave Allen discussing how to teach your child the time. It’s one of the most perfectly delivered stand up comedy performances of all time. Absolute genius.

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

"My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark." -- Dr. Evil

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

NEW: That Starshield that the Musk and the Trump administration throttled for Ukraine? It was paid for by the German government, with some help from other European countries—not the U.S.

My latest.

https://t.co/FSWbCRVvp0

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

"If the media says torturing puppies is bad, the GOP must defend puppy torturers because they can't buckle to the liberals"

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

And what’s with this “they’re tired of only taking punches” crap? As though the last 10 years of Trump throwing wild punches on their behalf never happened? Their guy has been ascendant for the better part of a decade, it might be time to stop playing the victim now

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

It’s weird to say, given MAGA has spent 10 years accepting (often even celebrating) an escalating drumbeat of morally bankrupt behaviour, but I’m genuinely surprised people are defending the Vivek ad. It is so obviously, manifestly beyond the pale

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

It’s important to understand that MAGA voters ran all out of fucks in 2016. Not only are they not offended by the Vivek ad, they like it, because it’s bare knuckles, and they’re tired of only taking punches.

[Sam Clench @SamClench]

Y’all dug up a woman who hasn’t spoken to her own children in nearly 50 years, because she chose to abandon them to run off with the man who had allegedly RAPED HER 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER when he fled justice, and you got her to call that daughter a liar on camera. I mean come on

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Everyone is talking about this, and they're not talking about it enough. So hilarious.

[Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp]

North Korea is a democratic republic. Literally in the name of the country!

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

A straightforward imperialist land-grab, in other words. Utterly bewildering that there are, even now, gullible Westerners talking about NATO expansion, poking the bear, US-sponsored coups and the like.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Wait until Musk finds out about the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Someone called it “The Bird Reich”

[The Town That Dreaded Spratdown @RealSprat]

Very disturbing how many accounts on here will calmly and methodically explain to you why they believe people deserve to die for disrespecting Islam. As if it's the most obvious conclusion in the world.