Schrödinger’s Bitch

✨ She’s not like the other disasters 💅🏻 25 she/her

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

can jack just buy this shit back for a few million. beg every worker that was fired to come back. let me see those shrimp fried this rice posts again. i miss being annoyed at innocent things instead of blue check heilhitler88.

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

Working society. Things are going great

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

“Kids don’t play outside these days”— the car industry destroyed walkable property, parks and libraries and public amenities are gutted because they’re not profitable, cell phones and social media are designed to be as addictive as possible in a world where living w/o a cell -

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

by police just for existing in public, or fully grown adult boomers might yell at you for loitering in public and then post nasty Nextdoor posts about kids doing suspicious things in the area, and also the air is smoke

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

@UrticariaMental @AlanaFeral @ChardonnayM So you agree that gender is a performance and has nothing to do with “biology”.

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🫠

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

@Q_Review No NORMAL person has ever done this. Tf

[OnStage Blog @OnstageBlog]

I remember there being shock that David Rockwell won the Tony for Scenic Design for 'She Loves Me' over David Korins' work on 'Hamilton'.

But when you look at the work itself, Rockwell's design was incredible.

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

@DejaCoup @niggy_stardust We like freedom. So much so, that im going to make a video threatening you and saying to “think twice” about coming here if you have views I disagree with

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

@jzthecatlady “That girl’s never been SLEEP DEPRIVED”

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

@ycsm1n @chescaleigh I think it CAN be that but it doesn’t HAVE to be that.
I also get a lot of joy from cataloguing/collecting information, but I am not militant about it at all. Some days I track calories, some days I try to hit certain exercise goals, and sometimes I just… don’t do anything, ha.

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

I can tell this is fake but sometimes I just choose to believe misinformation if it's funny enough

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

“Im gonna say it, though, this is Alexander’s Hamilton’s least fuckable outfit”

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

@shannon_said @lsdunes @lsdunes_news @FrankIero Ratio

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

You think YOU’RE a bad dancer? One time someone asked me straight up, very politely, if I maybe had a neurological disorder

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

@shazbotnik @iCarusTheMad @KWSHgg If you told me 75% of isekai were CURRENTLY made by an ai I would believe you

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

Game very clearly places context clues. Tons of balls. Would be tedious to move them one by one. Large conspicuous vehicle with large conspicuous scoop-shaped piece nearby.

Some fucking dingus: “WHAT THE FUCK? HOW WOULD ANYONE EVER FIGURE THIS OUT? THIS IS STUPID”

[Schrödinger’s Bitch @jordanjilbert]

As an escape room employee:

“Man who totally ignores all context clues about the puzzle, gets mad when the puzzle is not easy, and claims the puzzle is impossible and we’re bad for making it” is an incredibly familiar type lmao

[Kowkarot🐔🔎| 🚃💨|❤️‍🔥 @kowkarot5]

The Chad Amelia Watson vs The Virgin DSP