Jordan 🌻

Corgi mom x2

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

Trying to get Target’s special edition of Onyx Storm was worse than Black Friday 🥲

[nova @comfypill]

scrolling twitter because tiktok is gone but every tweet is about tiktok

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

I pre-ordered the deluxe edition of Onyx Storm from Amazon back in March 2024, when it was still an untitled book. Yesterday it disappeared from my order history and now it’s not available. 🥲 I’m never pre-ordering from Amazon again

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

Now that TikTok is gone, I guess I’ll post my unsolicited thoughts on this app again��.

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

I had such high hopes for the @BurgerKing snack wraps 😢

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

My roommate had a party and apparently I slept through the whole thing... but yeah they were still partying when I woke up for work

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

Don’t get me wrong I’m excited to see my family but I’m also super excited to see my sister’s dog

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

I miss living in Tallahassee where Halloween is a week long

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

*puts a small effort into my appearance
My manager: Oh do you have plans tonight
Me: No I just like to remind y'all I'm not ugly sometimes

[Northwest Missouri State UPD @NW_UPD]

It’s big/lil season & UPD just got their matches 💗💗💗💗

[Mark @mark_young7]

At least I still have an education

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

My 13 year old cousin told me she's in love and I accidentally laughed at her

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

Why do I have trust issues? Because my dentist said he was almost done 15 times

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

@_chesleyroberts I love stalking you https://t.co/8TCKiaJygk

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

I ate all my hurricane snacks for the third time 🙄🙄

[Lex Capitano @lexcap_4]

Trying to track Irma's path #HurricaneIrma2017

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

Who comes up with these 😂😂 #hurricaneirma2017

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

@ChristinaCapri Your big loves you so so much!!! ❤️❤️

[Jordan 🌻 @jordankfee]

My roommate decided the hurricane would be the best time for her to go vegan cause if we lose power she can't eat it anyway