Jordan Klagenberg

Geez Louise

[caitlyn⸆⸉ 🫶🏻🤍 @swiftcanadian13]

Taylor: “In your life you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team”

Abigail: NONSENSE LETS GOOOOO

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

Spotted in North Michigan Park

[zayna @_femalien]

it’s a femininomenon 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

Too perfect.

[♕ @justagymstan]

Talking about the height of Simone’s vault

“Usually only Snoop Dog is that high”

😭😭

[🤸‍♀️ @illusionturns]

I just think that Biden announcing this right before the Olympics is attention seeking amd takes away from what really matters, which is gymnastics

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

“How many billions of dollars do you owe in civil penalties? For molesting a woman in public, for having sex with a porn star while your wife was pregnant with your son? You have the morals of an alley cat”

WHAM

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

happy gemini szn, never stop yapping and scheming

[Bryan Johnson Blood Boy #37 @bryanbloodboy37]

a massage is not enough I need to be rolled through a pasta machine

[Tiffany Samantha @cakefaceshawty_]

Cry. I’m literally just a girl.

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

Happy President's Day to her only

[sally darr @sallydarr]

new album better be folklore but sluttier!!!!!!!! take me to the lakes where all the tortured poets went to fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩

[liv @chylerswift]

MAY. YOUR. HEART. REMAIN. BREAKABLE. BUT. NEVER. BY. THE. SAME. HAND. TWICE.

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Baby, let the games begin

[R. @midnightstrack2]

taylor is going to take revenge for reputation’s snub by stealing the show at the grammys with reputation tv