Jordan Lea Peña

Mom. Wife. Teacher. Professional worrier.

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How young is too young to get Botox? Asking for a friendly wrinkle on my forehead. #aging #millenial #tobotoxornottobotox

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Cleaning is the worst part of adulthood.

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I miss Paul Walker.

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@NFL Preseason 2012: Arizona Cardinals vs Denver Broncos. Being in the same building as Peyton Manning gave me chills. Regular season 2018: Dallas Cowboys vs Detroit Lions. AMAZING GAME! Best day of my life. (Even over my wedding and the birth of my kids.)

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@LeoDiCaprio in The Great Gatsby will always be my green light. Absolute perfection that I will longingly admire and desire to be closer to.

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Only the beginning.

@dak | #DallasCowboys

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I woke up two minutes before my alarm went off. So it’s going to be one of those days, huh?

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My daughter told me she wants to be me tonight. How do I break it to her that I’m an anxiety ridden, depression fighting, overweight, narcissistic and overwhelmed workaholic and shopaholic? She’s going to have to go through a lot to be me.

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Can I get my face printed on a mask so I can open my phone without typing the passcode or pulling my mask down?

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What did you have for dinner? I had tomatoes. Just tomatoes.

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The world may be ending or hell is freezing over, because all I want right now is a big hug.

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I need a Starbucks and a maid. I usually have a long list of wants and desires, but this will do for now.

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@DatKatIsPan ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@MaddieMcSweeny That’s all my Facebook feed is filled with. “The world as we know it is going to come to an end!” I’m like, is that necessarily a bad thing?

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Has anyone else felt the shift from joking to seriousness with these Civil War memes? I don’t think it’s funny anymore.

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All I want right now is a giant tub of cheese balls.

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@ArronGovella Probably why I step away and don’t care to come back for a while.

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Why do I always forget about Twitter?

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Feeling super stressy and depressey today.