Jordan Yates

Teacher🍎 Dog mom to 2🐶🐩 Fiancé to the most patient man I've ever known💍

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

When your fiancé calls you Phoebe from friends...you take it. 😂 #potterybarn #lookingathomes

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

I know yesterday was the first day of April, but like...ITS APRIL GUYS. 🤗🤗 #almostdone #mastersdegree #SOexcited

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

My step dad: you snore so loud. My mom: I don't snore, I just dream that I'm a tractor. 😳🚜

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

I guess Tennessee weather has finally decided which of its multiple personalities it wants to stick with...#springitis

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

Also, I really hate having to choose what punctuation error to make for tweets. Surely someone has suggested making the text limit larger...

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

Dear people below me I realize it is Friday night and your life is all about the party. But really when I can hear every lyric its a problem

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

Hip hop BBQ radio on pandora always comes in with that good back in the day music. 😎

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

@BrooklynBrowner @kelci_jo #goals

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

My fiancé is my favorite human on this earth. I'm sick and he leaves to go to Walmart to get me my favorite candy. #june22018 #460days #wow😳

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

When you meet people at the end of your college years and know they're gonna be stuck with you for life..#imsorry @TayBerg02 @katbarnett1

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

I thought snow days/ sick days were the best thing since sliced bread growing up. I NEVER would have thought I'd love them more as an adult.

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

When Piper buries herself under the covers...I can't do life either girlfriend but I can't hide so neither can you.🙃 #meandogmom

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

@kristaleeng because it was terrible; told you.

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

@AniyahChance hey it's okay you'll be in the wedding having too much fun to notice😘

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

Why has someone not opened a store titled Things From Pinterest?! I mean really they'd make a lot of money from me🙃

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

Really needing a vacation and the semester just started. 😳

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

But really I think Daniel would probably kill me if I came home with another dog. 🤗

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

I mean lets be honest anyone who knows Piper knows she'd be Queen B But still All puppies deserve loving, caring homes And food lots of food

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

Why can't I have all the puppies in the world?

[Jordan Yates @JordanLeeYates]

#lifeofateacher