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[jordan @jordanlive7]

Jordan’s future animal list when I have an acre

1.Donkey
2.belgian malinois
3.Mexican hairless dog
4.Sphynx cat

Be friends with all the birds (particularly crows/ravens)

[jordan @jordanlive7]

@spurs @wemby your human sacrifice worked

[jordan @jordanlive7]

Coke Zero is the greatest invention of all time, up there with sliced bread

[jordan @jordanlive7]

I wish I could rail a fat fucking line

[jordan @jordanlive7]

@KaiCenat you suck at clothes

[jordan @jordanlive7]

I wish I had an iPhone 5 and living in Santa Monica

[jordan @jordanlive7]

WE NEED A HUMBLE TEXAN PRESIDENT

[jordan @jordanlive7]

Damn, to think they shot up bufords when its where i end my nights every time

[jordan @jordanlive7]

I wish I could’ve done lines with Toby Keith </3 RIP

[jordan @jordanlive7]

Life is going to be great

[jordan @jordanlive7]

Do bars exist like Toby Keith describes them

[jordan @jordanlive7]

Lowk sucks for Kai c, the whole world knows his business

[jordan @jordanlive7]

I can’t wait to get cancer from buldak noodles

[jordan @jordanlive7]

I have a better boot collection than your dad

[jordan @jordanlive7]

@justinbieber could you do an album singing all of your old songs like Taylor. Society will thank you

[jordan @jordanlive7]

Hey twitter it’s me again, just needed to remind myself that I’m the best

[jordan @jordanlive7]

I’m gonna miss the rap era

[jordan @jordanlive7]

@Rogue_Console @j_ellick @MMAJOEYC Just watch wrestling then if you love to see ppl get grappled, idiot.