Jordan McDowell

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

@kfc just visited the basingstoke branch to try get some food, every single staff member in the kitchen were wearing their masks under their noses.. good job spreading the disease guys, keep it up 👍🤯

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

When your mate buys you a tequila shot and get themselves an apple sourz #imacelebritygetmeoutofhere #ImaCeleb

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

@billier93762218 Do you not have any ‘gross cat things’ to go pester? @Maxwellrowe5 👀

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

I always feel like such a criminal walking into saino’s with a drink I bought elsewhere.. got to keep it out my pockets so everyone knows I didn’t steal it.

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

Life lesson today. If you're gonna fart in a sunbed, make sure the fans aren't blowing full chat towards your face.

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

As much as I hate spiders, there's one sound little fucker in the corner of my room that keeps catching the daddy longlegs 🕷👍 #YourAlright

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

Wes and meg are like every other boring on and off couple that every friend group has, and everybody is sick of #loveisland

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

How josh could sack of Georgia is a mystery to me.. Absolute diamond 👌 #LovesIsland

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

My room gives me such bad anxiety since I left my window open.. Chilling watching tv.. *BAM* daddy long legs to the face.

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

As much as I love summer, I have about 5million unwanted bastards flying around my room.. Going to be a walking insect bite tomorrow

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

I don't know what it is, but it really winds me up how thin Adam's top lip is..

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

So far my Ibiza prep has consisted of: no exercise, McDonald's and sausage rolls. 🤔 #ibiza #ibiza18

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

And stop making me feel awkward

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

Saying 'you alright' to someone you kind of know and they go into detail how they're not alright.. Just say you're okay and jog on mate..

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

First weekend in, in 7months 👀 liver is thanking me 💁

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

Window open and die from hay fever, or window closed and die from heat exhaustion 🤔

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

I wish one day I'd wake up and actually feel like I was awake.. 😩😴

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

Since breaking my nose, sunglasses no longer sit on my face.. Possibly one of the most frustrating situations..

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

Woken up def in one ear.. Siiiiiick..

[Jordan McDowell @jordanmcdowell3]

Why do I insist on drinking on work nights 😩😷