Jordan Miller

Writer. Lover of vacations and fireworks.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE WILDFIRES

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

@mariahc Tempe, Arizona is lovely that time of year. And by lovely I mean below 100.

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I hope the new iPhone update stops autocorrecting Weezy to wheezy — show @LilTunechi some respect

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@jbarralbers All of these businesses get their deliveries in the back alleys. There would be only maybe what... 30 parking spaces being lost? There is more than plenty of surrounding parking to cover that. And Main St is a slow-moving, narrow road that people already avoid.

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@mongolderbylive YAYYYYY GTI! Go Gabby!

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@laurengitis I can't find a TV show that starts with "my money don't jiggle jiggle it folds"

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@Airbnb I can't get into my account. I can't make a reservation. You got rid of any useful search function. Seems like you were more concerned with pretty pictures than QA. Hopefully I can work something out with a host offline since your site will no longer let me book.

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

Also, it gives me an error message if I try to check my messages and won't let me access my account at all.

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

@AirbnbHelp I can't make a reservation at all. It keeps telling me "Update your trip details to get accurate pricing and more." But there's nothing more to update. I have tried several properties yesterday and today.

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

@JohanMouchet It won't even let me get past the reserve screen. It just keeps telling me to firm up my details. Which I have firmed. Twenty times.

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@runthejewelsup @davidzinn_art it isn't even noon and you're up and criticizing an octopus that an artist drew on the sidewalk lolllllll have a nice rest of your day

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

@bamerweed @jpegjoshua I have a chronic health condition and have had multiple medical/hospital bills sent to collection agencies and end up on my credit report.

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@natk @freep @UniWatch @GM https://t.co/ICLTjSORhv

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@natk @freep @UniWatch @GM hahaha YES! I REMEMBER! There were dancers! I was working for Chevy's ad agency at the time (we didn't create that, just to be clear)

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

@mimimosa212 @BacheloretteABC I do

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

@RoboCoop388 @thebkoof what about when Demi was brought in to be a spy? Best cameo ever. #theBachelorette

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

@mariahc I was on it!

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

@mariahc @LibColleen @BlkGrlBrilliant yep, 68 and 63.

[Jordan Miller @jordanmiller]

Ed and Chasen skipping along their way to the 2-on-1 #TheBachelorette

[JESSE (With No “i”) @Mr4thAndLong]

THIS. IS. A. MASTERPIECE
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