Jordan Lesser

A plateau is the greatest form of flattery

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@tscpod It's diabolical that bidets aren't ubiquitous in the US yet. seido or TUSHY make ones that at least looks good in your home.

We have the seido one in all 3 bathrooms, as does every friend that tries it. https://t.co/0dQTkNdiei

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

I wore these 4 times before I noticed peeling. How does a brand as large as @nikesb @Nike allow this? Bummer cause I liked these. Do I just super glue and call it a day?

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@Barry_Carter @CrownUpGuy @JonathanLittle Could you clarify for the naive? I thought lower RoR = lower bankroll...

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

Was feeling lazy tonight so ordered @UberEats for the first time in months. It was a $30 reminder (for a burger and fries) to stop using this garbage app after delivery took >2 hours

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@kittykuopoker I'll be there. Don't flirt with me in front of my Taiwanese girlfriend.

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

Did @BorgataPoker fire their social media manager or something? How can they go completely dark after November and not even post results/updates during the Winter Poker Open?

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@PhilGalfond @KevinRobMartin @RunItOnce Hopeful to be the second Wootton alum on the team...one day 🙃

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@kittykuopoker Probably yes

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@ChancesCards I’m a nit but will punt shortly before bubble to avoid shame and ridicule. 10% @ face

[Steve McGuire @sfmcguire79]

“I do not want my family’s name associated with the University of Pennsylvania — ever.”

Steve Eisman, famous for “The Big Short,” instructed @Penn to remove his family’s name from a scholarship at the university:

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@RealKidPoker Is there a marriage proposal in the final episode?

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@MGMResortsIntl Who in PR/marketing gave the green light for @MGMResortsIntl replying with copy/paste to all comments with the most tone deaf answer possible? These are concerned customers and your replies indicate you couldn’t care less

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@_ChrisMcCall_ @LivePokerRoom @PokrLeagNations I think you accidentally posted Event#8 twice (Event#9)

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@OlanOlinskiee12 @AndrewSchutzman @LivePokerRoom You did a killer job… I was hooked

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@MagnusQGamez @MGMNH_Poker @LivePokerRoom @HakimuDavidson That’s a score that’ll make the start of your week. Congrats!

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@KevinRobMartin Only check your cards after you cold 4b jam

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

People have been asking how I’ve amassed a staggering $11,639 on Hendon mob over a 5 year period with 7 total cashes and only 924 total buy-ins. So AMA.

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

Finished 5th in the $360 100k guarantee. Only won 12 flips in a row so likely pure skill. I need a backer for the $5300 Main at @LivePokerRoom for only a 1200% MU. Any takers?

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

@_ChrisMcCall_ @LivePokerRoom Crazy FT. You misspelled my name but not offended 😉

[Jordan Lesser @jordanmless]

Healthy stack going into Day 2 of the @LivePokerRoom #MSPC2023.

Closed out a 1hr+ hand-for-hand with my TT holding vs AKo for 10bb